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Pepper
07-11-2008, 02:47 AM
I could not resist posting this. From GretaWire blog.....

Comment by Katz
July 11th, 2008 at 1:28 am
Comment by here’s a good one
July 11th, 2008 at 1:15 am
This is a joke for those of you that might think its real….it’s not

Subject: Walking Eagle

‘Walking Eagle’ Senator BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York. HE spoke for almost an hour on HIS future plans for increasing every Native American’s present standard of living, should HE one day become the President. HE referred to his career as a Senator, how he had signed ‘YES’ for every Indian issue that came to his desk for approval. Although the Senator was vague on the details of his plan, he seemed most enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his ‘red sisters and brothers’.

At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud Senator then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds.

A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they came to select the new name had given to the Senator. They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of s h i t it can no longer fly.

http://gretawire.foxnews.com/2008/07/10/blog-open-thread-5/#comments

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lynfreedom
07-11-2008, 02:54 AM
Wish it were real as it would be perfect.

Teavee
07-11-2008, 08:31 AM
Ha ha ha, I couldn't stop laughing - hillarious.

freespirit
07-11-2008, 10:53 AM
Priceless!

wildheart4mcpalin
07-11-2008, 11:10 AM
Those native americans are so wise!!!:D

Soren
07-11-2008, 11:12 AM
oh, how funny! As I was reading the headline I kept saying to myself, "Hm, I thought his name was Walking Bullshit." I wanted to post that clevernss, but I try real hard not to be negative even when clever.

Ha! Then I read the article and I see this says exactly that! Walking Bullshit! I was psychic! Hm, psychic about a joke? Please, great forces of the universe, give us Hillary back! Everyone will want Hillary after we see more of this walking joke.

what contortions the Air America crowd is going through to have to vote for someone who voted this week for FISA when they know darned well that Hillary did not. All they can say is "McCain didn't show up." Yeah? Well, HIllary did. Too many of those Air America folk are Walking Eagles themselves.

Agent 00½ FL
07-11-2008, 11:13 AM
I prefer the name "sitting Turkey".

bangorgirl
07-11-2008, 11:18 AM
Thanks for the laugh!

Three Wickets
07-11-2008, 01:06 PM
That explains what was wrong with that bird on his seal.

Ace
07-11-2008, 01:13 PM
lol

underpaidnurse
07-11-2008, 01:43 PM
LMAO...thank you for the laugh today