(5.24.10) Will Folks, SC Blogger: I Had Affair With Nikki Haley, Republican Candidate For Governor (Huff Po)

[Foggy]

Will Folks, SC Blogger: I Had Affair With Nikki Haley, Republican Candidate For Governor

South Carolina political blogger Will Folks claimed that he had an affair with Republican candidate for governor Nikki Haley, an assertion that Haley denies.

Folks wrote on his blog Monday that he had an "inappropriate physical relationship" several years ago with Haley, before he was married.

Haley, who married her husband Michael in 1996, was recently endorsed by Sarah Palin.

Haley, a 38-year-old mother of two, issued the following statement on Monday:

"I have been 100 percent faithful to my husband throughout our 13 years of marriage. This claim against me is categorically and totally false. It is quite simply South Carolina politics at its worst."

Folks said he decided to go public with the affair after being targeted by Haley's political opponents, who were slowly leaking out the news "while simultaneously forcing either evasive answers or denials on my part or on Nikki's part."

More at Huff Po (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/24/will-folks-sc-blogger-i-h_n_586990.html)

[samurai007]

Unless he has very strong evidence, like a sex tape, I'm calling BS on it.

[Foggy]

From the dude's blog post:



He calls Haley "the one S.C. gubernatorial candidate who, in my opinion, would most consistently advance the ideals I believe in." [Hint: this means he wants her to be elected.]
Recently, "a group of political operatives has attempted to ... compromise my ability to continue fighting for [my ideals]." [Bad people are trying to hurt my feelings!]
"Specifically, within the last forty-eight hours several pieces of information which purportedly document a prior physical relationship between myself and Rep. Haley have begun to be leaked slowly, piece by piece, to members of the mainstream media." [So I am FORCED, forced I tells ya, to reveal teh troof.]
"Several years ago, prior to my marriage, I had an inappropriate physical relationship with Nikki." [She gots nice buns, too.]
"I will not be discussing the details of that relationship ..." [disregard Foggy's crack about her buns]
"In preemptively addressing this matter, I am well aware that conspiracy theories will abound regarding my motives. In fact, I have already been assigned so many roles in so many different conspiracies that I have lost count of which villain I’m supposed to be playing. I also know that no matter what I do, I will be end up being smeared in some form or fashion by someone."

[LadyLazarus]

From the dude's blog post:

Hard to take anybody seriously who goes by the name of "Nikki."

[Foggy]

Standard nickname for anyone named Nicole, yesno?

[LadyLazarus]

Standard nickname for anyone named Nicole, yesno?

From the immortal words of Prince:

"I knew a girl named Niikki, I guess u could say she was a ____ fiend.
I met her in a hotel lobby _________ with a magazine."

[Spang]

From the immortal words of Prince:

"I knew a girl named Niikki, I guess u could say she was a ____ fiend.
I met her in a hotel lobby _________ with a magazine."

Sex, masturbating. Also, great song.